The Google Catch-22
You can't be found by people who aren't looking for you.

No SEO!
My way or the highway.

Targeting Games
Less is more, when it comes to Marketing.

Old Dads
Stop blaming the Baby Boomers. It's not our fault.

Too Late
You should have been here yesterday!

Guarantees
If you need a guarantee from your Marketing partner, reconsider.